Andy has got to be the only American I know that actually understands Lady Soverign 9 to 5.
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I think that Robots are highly personable. I practically class them in the same “animate object” category that pets are in. Thus, it’s not surprising that I appreciate useless gizmology such as the Roomba. If you combine my affection for little robots with my lonely-person-pity syndrome, i.e. the intense sadness I feel when I see a sad and single-looking person losing an uphill battle to pessimism who may cry at night because he is lonely, I get this:

Me getting emotional during wall.e. He’s so ridiculously adorable, you just want to hug him. That aside, this is hands down the best Pixar/Disney ever, it’s a photo finish with Monsters. Inc.

If you ever want to tick me off, exclaim “Oh, Sad!” in a “fun”, enthusiastic voice when I tell you that my Grandma died. For Rill.

So North Korea decline comment on their nuclear position a couple years ago. Now they tell us that they are not currently involved in nuclear enrichment activities, nor will they be in the future. Hello, that’s because theyve already finished the manipulation of enough uranium to blow America off the face of planet earth. Argh.
It really frustrates me when I hear politicians yelling junk like “America is the light of the world!” and ranting on about how its the best country on earth. Unless they turn the arrogance off, I’m confident that in the future, North Korea and Russia will unite in an anti-American war effort. Most likely involving nuclear bombs. Asians and Russians don’t do things by halves and they’ve made it very clear that they despise America.
To me, it seems that America is entirely self-contained and people are educated in a similar manner. Because it’s such a huge country with enough goings-on to fuel news channels dedicated to itself, people practically have the option of educating themselves on interntional goings on, or just concentrating on their own country.
Whether its a politician making obnoxious claims about how America is so peachy, or a loud American tourist punishing the French Phrasebook tongue while demanding instant service at a crepe stand – America doesn’t exactly do much on a world-wide scale to assuage the international irritance felt towards what can be perceived as arrogance, ignorance, unwarranted pride and stupidity.
While I really do think American’s patriotism is fantastic and that you definitely shouldn’t hate your country in effort to be considered globally open minded, people need to recognize that America is just another country, a superpower yes, but just another country with the same problems, issues, and fears as everyone elses.

Ping Pong (Ping?)

I was labouring under the false notion that PARENTS were meant to be raising their kids and providing moral education, not the STATE? And come on, a homeless man? Eugh.

Yup. Still hilarious

• Get decals for the Mercier and beat 30mph on the State Hospital speedometer
• Finish the comics for Andy
• Record the Velvet Underground covers
• Get the weeds of ouf the garden so it’s pretty
• Razor the paint off the house windows
• Rent kayaks for Deer Creek
• Ride from 900N to Centre Street without pedalling
• Get on an aeroplane
• Plan for a NY trip this fall
• Teach Moses to do a trick
• See Batman II (Dark Knight)
• Get back on the sewing wagon

We just eat rice krispy treats all day.